men.men.
Read this hilarious email [in my opinion] from a friend. Bold points r from the email. The rest my own add-ons.
§ Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.This is like so true. They always irritate the crap. They always preach something to their friends. But practice another. They never ever mean what they say. Not at least 65% of the time. They never study, and yet harp on the importance of education. They behave like exams can be taken over and over again. Given a choice, they will quit. Thinking that their general knowledge will get them far. And finally, they always never listen to a person who means well. Listening to the other fool who always gives. The wrong advice
§ Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.This is like so true. Literally and physically.
§ Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Once again, this is true. When a guy says something, he bloody hell stands by it and means it though he is digging his own grave.
§ Men are like Blenders you need One, but you’re not quite sure why.They just happen to be this necessity in life. A perfect accessory for a successful career woman. The right form of consolation for a lonely woman. The correct medicine for a woman in agony. They just are needed. But half e time, women function perfectly without them.
§ Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.In this case, I fucking pity you if you have been attached to yr special other since you were 16. Hell, you have to wait at least for 3 years [NS] before you can be assured he has matured enough. On a primary level.
§ Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.The good ones have either married or are in long-term relationships. The rest you have? The cheating boyfriend or the one who flirts with Janice, jenny and molly and our gays. Go figure.
[This entry was meant for laughing purposes. if you can’t find it funny and don laugh; just exit. don read and then harp on it.]
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